Naruto: I Am Not Really Related – Chapter 33: You Pull My Hair and I’ll Stab Your Eye!

Chapter 33: You Pull My Hair and I’ll Stab Your Eye!

Haru sighed and looked at Uchiha with great regret, "If you only have this kind of consciousness, then I think you should go home early and find your mothers to avoid wasting everyone's time."

"What the hell do you mean? Are you playing us!"

This time, Uchiha Fuu did not stop questioning his descendants because he also felt very agitated.

"What exactly do you want? If you want to find an excuse to not fight, just say it!"

Haru did not directly answer this question but asked an irrelevant question, "Do you... have a dream? Do you... want to become an excellent ninja?"

Although he did not know what tricks the other party was playing, Uchiha Fuu, who had already been controlled by Haru, hesitated for a moment and nodded, "So what? What does it have to do with what is happening now?"

"Then let me ask you again, is there a ninja who does not accept rewards for accepting missions?"

Uchiha Fuu was stunned again, "How can I not accept the reward?"

"Yes, the ninja used his own life as a bargaining chip and risked his life to complete the task. How can I not accept the reward?"

"And I have always had a dream!"

"That is to become the best ninja, so I will strictly follow the creed of the ninja to restrain myself."

"So, if this mission does not have any reward, then even if I can easily defeat you, I will not continue to waste time here. Ninja time is life!"

"I originally thought that you all also had such a great dream, but now it seems that I am flattering myself."

Haru's' sincere 'speech', possessed by Marthin Luther King Jr., shocked everyone until they were dizzy.

'Is... is that so?'

'What he said made sense, but I also felt that something was wrong.'

"The time of a ninja is life... You are right! A meaningless fight does not conform to the basic qualities of an outstanding ninja. It seems that these idiots have finally done something smart."

Uchiha Fuu was fooled and limped. The way he looked at Haru was actually somewhat sympathetic. This made Haru, who noticed it, subconsciously shiver. This guy could not have any special hobbies, right?

Hyuga Tokugawa, who was scolded as a fool, immediately said angrily, "Who are you calling a fool?"

"A fool is scolding you!" the Uchiha, who had previously flaunted that Uchiha Fuu was already five years old, immediately retorted.

"Hahaha, yes, you are right."


Uchiha Fuu's pig-like teammate went online again, which made him speechless. For the first time, he regretted bringing this idiot out. Why didn't he see it before?

What was even funnier was that this guy still hadn't reacted yet. He asked the people around him with a strange look, "What are these idiots laughing at? I scolded them, but they still laughed? Are they crazy?"

"Shut up! From now on, without my permission, you are not allowed to say a word!" Uchiha Fuu finally couldn't hold it in anymore.

The other party was stunned and then looked wronged.

'What the hell was going on?'

'I was clearly venting for you, big brother!'

After the small episode passed, Uchiha Fuu directly changed the topic and said, "Tell me. So what if you win? So what if you lose?"

Seeing that the other party had finally jumped into the pit, Haru smiled and said, "Do you... have money on you?"

Five minutes later.

There were two piles of debris in the open space next to them. Almost all the things on Uchiha Fuu and the others had been taken out. It was a total of 1,852 taels, plus 5 Kunai, 12 handheld swords, and a smoke bomb.

Was it really worthy of being a big family?

Although the Uchiha family was not well-liked, they were still quite rich. Uchiha Fuu and the others almost brought hundreds of taels of pocket money with them.

Kunai and the sword in their hands were all things they carried with them. Only the smoke bomb was contributed by "our big brother is five years old" and "the fool scolded you". It was originally stolen to be used as fireworks.

These things were the bargaining chips for this group fight, but they only belonged to Uchiha's side.

In order to gather equal value, Hyuga Tokugawa and the others, who did not have much money on them, originally gritted their teeth and wanted to go back to pick them up, but Haru directly waved his tiny hand and lightly took out five thousand taels from his bosom and waved it.

Uchiha immediately fell silent.

"Now that the rules have been set and the chips have been set, you can start."

"En, come on!"

This time, Haru nodded his head in agreement. Although he didn't have much money, having a long-term stable method to earn extra income was not bad!

Moreover, he could regularly test what he had learned and use these guys to practice the actual combat effect of Ninjutsu. It could be said that it was a killing move.

"I'm really a clever little ghost!"

After happily giving himself a thumbs up, Haru silently stood behind Hyuga Tokugawa and the others and also pulled Tsunade along with him.

It was not that he was afraid, but for the sake of safety, Hyuga Tokugawa and his old acquaintances would first exchange points with the other party, and then he and Tsunade would jump out to clean up the mess. It was the safest and most convenient way.

Why did he have to go all out if he could win easily?

Since the other party did not take him and Tsunade seriously, he might as well give the other party a surprise later!

"I will count to 321 and start!"

"3, 2, 1, beat them up!"

Following Haru's command, Hyuga Tokugawa and the other five people directly rushed to the middle to fight!

Everyone knew what was going on. They had fought in groups like this more than once. In addition, they had wasted so much time just now. Both sides were holding back fire in their hearts.

Thus, this battle immediately became dark and gloomy. It was thrilling and thrilling. There were dangers everywhere. It was extremely exciting.

Well, it was indeed very exciting.

You punch me, and I kick you!

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Seeing that no one was looking for him for a while, Haru, who was watching the battle, simply acted as All-Mouthy King.

"Hyuga Tokugawa, kick his butt!"

"Buttface, bite him!"

"Aiya, Shikakichi, you are too weak. You can't even dodge such a slow fist. Did you not eat today?"

"What a good move of rolling around like a lazy donkey! Quickly stand up and fight back with the white crane's wings! What are you thinking about!"

"Yes, that's the way to fight! Jump on his body and bite his ear!"

Haru was feeling good, but Hyuga Tokugawa and the others who were fighting were feeling miserable.

Shikakichi, who had been beaten up by a single-eyed panda, wanted to say, "I was full at lunch, but I didn't eat dinner at night!"

Aburame Shima, who had just gotten up from the ground, was stunned.

Only the simple and honest Akimichi Nishi hesitated for a moment before jumping onto the other party's back with his tonnage. However, before he could bite the other party's ear, the other party was directly pressed down by him.


"Do I still bite?"

Chapter end

Chapter 31: Uchiha Fuu
Chapter 32: How OId Are You?
Chapter 33: You Pull My Hair and I’ll Stab Your Eye!
Chapter 34: Hate Being Beaten By Teammates!
Chapter 35: If Water Release Is Not Strong, Then How About T
Chapter 36: To Draw A Face On Other!
Chapter 37: One Poisonous Family
Chapter 38: How’s Uchiha Family?
Chapter 39: Because It Was Needed!
Chapter 40: Learn From The Wisdom Of Ancestor
Chapter 41: A Beautiful Day Began to Eat and Donate!
Chapter 42: Only The Winner Will Persist
Chapter 43: Because of a Few Sand Eagles
Chapter 44: Old Dog
Chapter 45: Illusion!
Chapter 46: Danzo Who Doubts His Life
Chapter 47: Dumbfounded Sunagakure
Chapter 48: I Defeated Nidaime Hokage!
Chapter 49: A Merciful Family
Chapter 50: Spitting at Each Other? Really Never Afraid
Chapter 51: The Heart of Everyone: Monster!
Chapter 52: Cute Fierce Dog
Chapter 53: Unspeakable Aburame Clan
Chapter 54: Parasitic Bugs? This Thing Is Great Supplementar
Chapter 55: Painful Mask
Chapter 56: Weird Pallate
Chapter 57: Demons
Chapter 58: Open The Gate To The New World
Chapter 59: Passive Skill
Chapter 60: The God Of Ninja World
Chapter 61: The Gaze Of Uchiha’s Undead
Chapter 62: The Ninja War Is About To Start
Chapter 63: Tobirama Yearning
Chapter 64: Tobirama Is The Founder Of Akatsuki?
Chapter 65: Everyone Will Submit To This eye
Chapter 66: Look At Me, Son!
Chapter 67: The Hope Of Uchiha Clan
Chapter 68: Which Clan Caused A Big Belly?
Chapter 69: The Elders Who Can’t Drink Were Not Easy to Talk
Chapter 70: The Strongest Connection On Konoha
Chapter 71: I Have Decided to Bring My Talent to You
Chapter 72: Drink More Hot Water
Chapter 73: It Was Alll A Slander!
Chapter 74: You Can’t Fall Into The Act
Chapter 75: Crissis Quietly Arrived
Chapter 76: How Did He Do It?
Chapter 77: Konoha Vs. Four Villages!
Chapter 78: If You Can’t Defeat Even Hokage, Are You Worthy
Chapter 79: Gift And Tobirama’s Decision!
Chapter 80: Graduation Class
Chapter 81: Charisma and Leadership
Chapter 82: Not A Drop Left
Chapter 83: Four Kages Appear
Chapter 84: Konoha Beheading Plan
Chapter 85: Who Wants To Be Buried
Chapter 86: The Kages Fall One By One
Chapter 87: Salted Fish Sword
Chapter 88: Azure Dragon and Giant Clam
Chapter 89: Secret Entrance
Chapter 90: I Am An Uncle
Chapter 91: Mysterious Black Robe
Chapter 92: It’s Over
Chapter 93: Mangekyou
Chapter 94: My Nickname is Uchiha Yangyang
Chapter 95: Bloodline Curse
Chapter 96: Conspiracy
Chapter 97: Don’t Get In The Freaking Gundam, Madara
Chapter 98: Another War
Chapter 99: Grown-Up
Chapter 100: Why Now
Chapter 101: Do You Want These Eyes
Chapter 102: What a Jerk
Chapter 103: Fried Fish Pond
Chapter 104: The Most Painful Way to Die
Chapter 105: Reunion After 18 Years
Chapter 106: Long Time No See, Kagami-Sensei
Chapter 107: Back To Konoha
Chapter 108: Strong Woman
Chapter 109: How Much Water Does a Waterfall Have
Chapter 110: You Can Always Trust Uchiha Kagami, Maybe
Chapter 111: High Pressure Water
Chapter 112: The People Who Wanted To Hurt Me Are Dead
Chapter 113: Why Is There Always Someone Forcing Me To Make
Chapter 114: Entering The Door Of Konoha
Chapter 115: Come Cigarette Spirit!
Chapter 116: Once A Boss, Forever Will Be A Boss
Chapter 117: Mystery of One’s Birth
Chapter 118: Kinjutsu?
Chapter 119: Even Rikkudou Sennin Can’t Stop Him!
Chapter 120: Holy Sh*t QR Code!!!
Chapter 121: Get Ready To Kill Danzo First!
Chapter 122: Infinite Sword Flow
Chapter 123: Removal Of Self-Cursing Seal
Chapter 124: Skeleton Frame
Chapter 125: You Think I Don’t Dare To Kill?
Chapter 126: I Am Taking Her Away Today. I Want To See Which
Chapter 127: Leave Together?
Chapter 128: Dark Day
Chapter 129: I, Tsunade, Is Going Back To The Village!
Chapter 130: I Finally Found You
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